Good Morning Hustlers

alicornmoonstar:

klapollo:

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

The dream

cmder:

plantwiitch:

cmder:

i don’t post. i secrete.

Good secretion op

coffeeandcastiel:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.

bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

pissvortex:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

“actually if they’re a teenager it’s technically ephebophilia-”

snakegay:

tumblr popularity is worthless it just gets you people legitimately like wanting you dead , and people sending ‘cryptic’ asks like “in 2021 horses will be made of blood” in hopes youll go “omg this is the scariest thing i have ever read this is so fucking cryptid op do you shit” and it gets 7,000,000,000,000,000 note

shinobi-naruto-rp:

officialsasukerp:

whos naruto

MEEEE BABEY

artbytesslyn:

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

spocks-brain:

A text I never expected to receive from my mother

pure-leafs:

theshitneyspears:

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

hallandoates1970topresent:

carnival-phantasm:

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:

came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown